{"product_id":"written-off-3-in-1-tactical-pen","title":"Written Off 3 in 1 Tactical Pen","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 0px; caret-color: rgba(53, 80, 120, 0.75); color: rgba(53, 80, 120, 0.75); font-family: Oswald, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eIt writes. It breaks glass. It's the last thing anyone expects.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(53, 80, 120, 0.75); color: rgba(53, 80, 120, 0.75); font-family: Oswald, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\"\u003eThe Written Off looks exactly like a pen — because it is one. But twist it the right way and you've got a diamond-tipped glass breaker, a DNA collection tip, and an ergonomic striking grip that turns a defensive move into something that lands. Discreet enough for a boardroom, useful enough for a parking garage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; box-sizing: inherit; list-style-position: inside; padding-left: 2rem; caret-color: rgba(53, 80, 120, 0.75); color: rgba(53, 80, 120, 0.75); font-family: Oswald, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; list-style: inherit;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eFully functional pen\u003c\/strong\u003e — no one knows what else it does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; list-style: inherit;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eDiamond-tipped glass breaker\u003c\/strong\u003e — breaks tempered glass in an emergency escape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; list-style: inherit;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eDNA collection tip\u003c\/strong\u003e — captures evidence on contact\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; list-style: inherit;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eErgonomic force multiplier grip\u003c\/strong\u003e — makes any defensive strike more effective\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; list-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px;\"\u003eCompact and lightweight for everyday carry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Brianna Furge","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49029110235361,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/1633\/4817\/files\/FtupCTk3J3.jpg?v=1788461263","url":"https:\/\/gotinker.org\/products\/written-off-3-in-1-tactical-pen","provider":"Tinker","version":"1.0","type":"link"}